It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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