True but thats because hes a fetus.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
