Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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