i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
