I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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