So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We need a shit load of segways right now
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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