You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
