I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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