Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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