i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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