I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
People in love make me want to vomit
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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