South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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