Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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