I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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