what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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