Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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