Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA