For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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