ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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