We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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