try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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