literally had 100 drinks last night.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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