Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
it's great music for shaving your balls
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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