lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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