it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Randomize
