That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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