Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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