so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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