is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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