his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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