God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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