Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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