I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
