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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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