I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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