Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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