PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
