I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
how does that bad decision feel?
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