Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
