i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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