To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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