Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
is it fun? or sober?
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