it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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