you guys were way drunker than both of me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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