Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
