at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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