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tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.

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(513): View more from Ohio

thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.

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(510): View more from California

dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?

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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows

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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.

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(813): View more from Florida

We shouldn"t be alone together

(606): View more from Kentucky

you didn"t say that yesterday

(813): View more from Florida

you weren't married yesterday

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(815): View more from Illinois

May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....

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