I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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