My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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