spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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