Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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