dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She's the barista slut.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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