im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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