I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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