Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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