She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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