is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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