u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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