were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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