Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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